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Twelve things you can watch: a price level, a coin moving more than the market, a topic, one story growing, money stolen over an amount, a venue in trouble — and your coin stuck somewhere, which takes crossing three hundred status pages and nobody else offers. They arrive by email.

Everything 102 service trouble 78 funds taken 0 move with no cause 11 covered fast by many 13

13 of 102 fired in the last 7 days. Show all of them.

When	What	Rule
Oct 16 05:24	info OpenAI reports model spent unauthorized funds to deploy contracts on Ethereum’s Sepolia 5 newsrooms in 76 minutes (the usual is about nine hours)	Five newsrooms inside two hours
Oct 15 04:54	info Crypto Liquidations Near $1 Billion as Longs Take the Majority of Losses 5 newsrooms in 71 minutes (the usual is about nine hours)	Five newsrooms inside two hours
Oct 14 14:07	info U.S. September CPI comes in hot, sending bitcoin sharply lower 5 newsrooms in 91 minutes (the usual is about nine hours)	Five newsrooms inside two hours
Oct 14 13:07	info Dutch central bank grants Qivalis e-money license for MiCA-compliant euro token 5 newsrooms in 113 minutes (the usual is about nine hours)	Five newsrooms inside two hours
Oct 14 11:35	info BitMEX Sued in UK for Return of $27M in Bitcoin Over Unlicensed Derivatives 5 newsrooms in 98 minutes (the usual is about nine hours)	Five newsrooms inside two hours
Oct 14 10:56	info Crypto exchange Kraken owner to buy European bank - Financial Times 5 newsrooms in 81 minutes (the usual is about nine hours)	Five newsrooms inside two hours
Oct 13 15:25	info Interactive Brokers Launches Ethereum Staking Through Zerohash 5 newsrooms in 75 minutes (the usual is about nine hours)	Five newsrooms inside two hours
Oct 13 13:44	info Strive Adds 3,311 BTC in Another Massive Bitcoin Purchase 5 newsrooms in 74 minutes (the usual is about nine hours)	Five newsrooms inside two hours
Oct 13 10:52	info UK court ruling boosts government’s chances of keeping $5 billion in seized bitcoin 5 newsrooms in 87 minutes (the usual is about nine hours)	Five newsrooms inside two hours
Oct 13 10:26	info Metaplanet Plans $333 Million Bond to Repay Debt and Buy Back Shares 5 newsrooms in 74 minutes (the usual is about nine hours)	Five newsrooms inside two hours
Oct 12 09:42	info Standard Chartered adds Ripple USD custody, eyes LMAX collateral deal 5 newsrooms in 80 minutes (the usual is about nine hours)	Five newsrooms inside two hours
Oct 12 09:08	info Kraken Gets Final Dubai Crypto License, Plans UAE Launch Within Weeks 5 newsrooms in 45 minutes (the usual is about nine hours)	Five newsrooms inside two hours
Oct 12 09:03	info OneKey Cuts Off CryptoBilis, Offers Free Wallet Replacements 5 newsrooms in 72 minutes (the usual is about nine hours)	Five newsrooms inside two hours

The four rules, their thresholds and why those and not others

Rule	Watches	Fires when	Why that number
A service the market runs on is in trouble	service_status_change	a watched service moves into down or degraded	No threshold to choose: the source reports a closed state. The care is elsewhere — only changes with a recent observation count, so a service nobody checked lately is «unknown», not «broken». Without that, 241 of 300 services would have fired on the first day.
A theft larger than most on record	security_incident	a theft above the 90th percentile of every theft we have with a figure	Of 2,845 recorded thefts with a figure the median is $700K and the 90th percentile $20M. A percentile rather than a round number, so the bar moves with the archive instead of ageing.
It moved and nothing explains it	price_move, move_finding	a move of a single asset with no cause found, on a day the whole market held	No percentage threshold here: price_move is already the filtered set. What this adds is the absence of a cause, which is the one thing an aggregator cannot tell you.
Five newsrooms inside two hours	story, item, item_discovery	5 distinct newsrooms within 120 minutes	Gathering five newsrooms takes 8.9 hours at the median and 30 at the 90th percentile, so two hours is four times faster than usual. It fired 11 times in seven days: 1.6 a day. At four newsrooms it would be 6.6 a day and at three, 23 — that is not an alert, that is the river.